"Pub Stompin' Brainlet Basher" has players take on the roll of Groats, the lumpy-brain Xanathru Alien with multiple tentacles and a hunger for low-intelligence cranial fluid. Wielding large mallets in each arm, Groats is on the lookout for smooth-brain simps that he can mash into jelly for his peanut-pleb and bacon sandwich. Help Groats achieve his feasting frenzies!
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Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Length (inches) | 28 | 29 ¼ | 30 ¼ | 31 ¼ | 32 ½ | 33 ½ |
| Width (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |