Pub Stompin' Brainlet Basher

Pub Stompin' Brainlet Basher

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"Pub Stompin' Brainlet Basher" has players take on the roll of Groats, the lumpy-brain Xanathru Alien with multiple tentacles and a hunger for low-intelligence cranial fluid. Wielding large mallets in each arm, Groats is on the lookout for smooth-brain simps that he can mash into jelly for his peanut-pleb and bacon sandwich. Help Groats achieve his feasting frenzies!

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Size guide

  S M L XL 2XL
Width (inches) 17 ¼ 19 ¼ 21 ¼ 23 ¼ 25 ¼
Height (inches) 25 ½ 26 27 28 28 ½