"Pub Stompin' Brainlet Basher" has players take on the roll of Groats, the lumpy-brain Xanathru Alien with multiple tentacles and a hunger for low-intelligence cranial fluid. Wielding large mallets in each arm, Groats is on the lookout for smooth-brain simps that he can mash into jelly for his peanut-pleb and bacon sandwich. Help Groats achieve his feasting frenzies!
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Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
| Width (inches) | 17 ¼ | 19 ¼ | 21 ¼ | 23 ¼ | 25 ¼ |
| Height (inches) | 25 ½ | 26 | 27 | 28 | 28 ½ |